crunchmunchie:

beckenbauers:

No Fun League

Wtf

GOD DAMN!!!!
thecolorchartreuse:

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

eating breakfast on the go

FUCKING MARYLAND!!!!
Nobody understands men better than women….

snizzydoesit:

Dont really understand this but fuck it every woman on here is a man expert and has the inside track to the way men think so ima just let yall cookimage

Cuz this is funny and true

baestheticsss:

I wonder how people feel when their exes move on and are really happy and end up getting married to the person they started dating right after them. And to see them out and about all happy and what not..

I’ve never experienced that. All my exes end up in shitty relationship after shitty relationship and then try to get back at me in between time smh. I honestly wish my exes would be happy with someone and get married so they would leave me the fuck alone.

All of my exes have found the love of their lives, father of their children or long term bf after. It hurts really REALLY bad

inamedmyvaginapenguin:

Paging Dr. Jonesy

I’d let her take my blood pressure

versacegravy:

The left sleeve of my blue shirt smells like her. It’s from excessive hugging & having my arm around her for the duration of a movie.

I hate that I gotta wash it because right now that one sleeve smells like comfort. It makes me warm and it reminds me if the day we had together because I enjoyed it so much. I look forward to the fun times ahead.

I slept with my face buried in that sleeve the other night. Might do so again tonight. *shrug*

Call it what you like.

Lol you in love bro??? Cuz I know that blue shirt smell too well

DONT NOBODY GIVE A FUCK IF THE PUSSY AINT BALD

walkerflexasranger:

PUSSY HAIRS AINT NEVER, WILL NEVER, WONT NEVER STOP NOTHING.

Nobody understands men better than women….

Dont really understand this but fuck it every woman on here is a man expert and has the inside track to the way men think so ima just let yall cook

→ http://nawyougood.tumblr.com/post/97711228814/lamefuckboy-im-literally-incapable-of-getting

lamefuckboy:

I’m literally incapable of getting bored with pictures of titties and asses.

my only problem is that no girl wants to hear “can I see your titties?” every 5 minutes so I just don’t ask as often as I wish I could

but just cuz I’m not asking doesn’t mean I’m not noticing you…

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kingjaffejoffer:

If you elect me president of the internet I will banish “is she thick or fat?” discussions forever

Got my vote

  • Track Title:  Anytime Anyplace
  • Artist:  Janet Jackson
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    "Anytime, Anyplace" - Janet Jackson.

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    richbitchmello:

    snizzydoesit:

    sprinkles-of-titty:

    nawyougood:

    snizzydoesit:

    nawyougood:

    i cant stand eating incomplete meals. 

    spaghetti without garlic bread.
    sammiches without chips.
    burgers without fries.
    fried chicken without hotsauce.
    chili with no rice.

    it drives me crazy. 

    Chilli and rice?!?!?!? Bish what?!?!?!

    so im the only nigga who eats rice with his chili? damn…

    You need to get on the chili and cornbread, train. Quit with this rice crap

    I love you girl

    Ya childish, spaghetti is on point by itself

    This is true